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Take on any persona you want! Things like this amuse me for short periods of time when I have nothing to do.

Stranger: hi
You: howdy partner
Stranger: asl?
You: 48/m/Montana
Stranger: damn
You: You don't like grizzled cowboys?
Stranger: 17/f/texas
Stranger: i dont think you can handle me
Stranger: cowboy
You: Oh, I handle cows all the time...
Stranger: excuse me!?
You: You heard me, youngn
Stranger: i'm no cow
You: I handle horses as well. Draws the girls right in.
Stranger: i make guys like you cream their pants when i walk past
You: You're into pedophilia then? Thats a tad creepy.
Stranger: no, i'm not, you're into insulting girls
Stranger: not very chivalrous cowboy
You: Coyboys are wild, like a MUSTANG. They insult girls like a MUSTANG. You can't handle how much like a MUSTANG I am.
Stranger: you can't handle a woman at all
Stranger: when was the last time anything exciting happened in montana
Stranger: custer's last stand?
You: I'm a MUSTANG! I'll handle you like Catherine the Great
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Whats better is that some of the people are cool. Some girl gave me a heap of Russian phrases and links to awessome animations.